Sir Douglas of Roxbury: "Martinis be Damned, I'll have a Green Bottle. Now, where is that tawdry wench you were talking about?" Email me at: firstname.lastname@example.org or post me at: http://www.myspace.com/dbmrox
Lord Kermit & Sir Brooks, stumbling back to the Pub from a Charity Event for the Unwed Mothers of Tooting Beck, Pissed as Nits and Singing. Quite blatantly impervious to disgrace it seems !!
Riff Raff Night !!! Blokes: Just show up wearing any Official Sir Brooks Pub Shirt and "Bobs your Uncle", We'll only charge you half a quid for your first pint. BIRDS: Just show up in a Sir Brooks Shirt and your first pint is on us! Show up without a top on and drink free all night long.
Lord James (& unknown), receiving yet another award