ER: After Great reflection, consultation and due ponderance of the facts, it has become increasingly clear that the Knighting of Sir Brooks may have been done in Haste. This based on continuous reports of his Ribald behavior and his most Tawdry Lot of companions in general. I assure you, we find this entire situation quite shocking indeed.
We are two miserable old Bastards who likes to have abuse thrown at us, take your everyday frustrations out on us two, instead of someone else and use us like a confession box to relieve the pressure. So if you're having a bad day, take it out on us. Came home early and caught the Wife/Husband in bed with the Milkman? Take it out on us! The Boss giving you a hard time in work again? Take it out on us! Stolen the Orphans blind box from the corner shop again? Confess it all to us! Just had sex with your best friends Wife, Husband and the seventeen year old Daughter/Son? Confess it all to us! GOT THE IDEA????
Lord Hugh Highball: "I am one of the bright young things that one used to read about.Except for the bright bit. Oh and the young bit as well! " http://www.myspace.com/lordhughhighball
Master Bates: " It's daddy, you shit head...where's my bourbon!?!" Be sure to read my Martini Blog on Sir Brooks Website or contact me at: http://www.myspace.com/senorcrappypants
George Smiley: "Oh well, I'm afraid there's not really much one can say about me, or rather not a lot that hasn't been said all ready." http://www.myspace.com/georgejsmiley
Louie Da Baker: "Yous gotta problem witdat ?" No, I don't got no Friggin Web Page
Lord Windersmear: "Quite so, I'll have the usual quaich of your Cabbage Soup and a Beaker of Bitters. Keeps one most regular you know."
Nigel Pumphrey, Our new Advertising Manager, (attempting to work off his tally at the Pub at a recent parade for the tourists on Downing Row in the Tooting Beck section of London).
Charlton B. Fairbarins, Fashion Consultant & Editor-in-chief of the NancyBoy News Times. "Just a Dandy of a Chap."
Just ask Charlton, Our Fashion consultant... and Resident Dandy
Style isn't a question of life or death: it's much more important than that.
"A Dandy should seek to be
sublime without interruption; he should live and sleep in front of a
bohemians, Dandies chose to emulate the aristocracy rather than live in
"Know first who you are,
and then adorn yourself accordingly." Epictetus
"Women should never be allowed
to counsel men about clothes." George Frazier
What is a Dandy you ask? A Dandy is in short a refined, elegant man. A Dandy pursues elegance, it is his ultimate and unique goal.
Everything he does is designed to make his social presentation more
elegant, thus great care had to be taken not to appear too extravagant
in his dress, and of course never slovenly. A Dandy is also not a man
who wears flamboyant clothing. His outfits are designed to please and
add elegance and swagger to his presentation.
Henry the Amazing. Our Sunday Brunch Intermission Act. Don't miss his weekly performance!
David D. "Sir Brooks, Cheap as Chips"
"Vodka Martini, Shaken, not Stirred"
RA: "I did not autograph this...er did I"?
Wilfrid Brambell, but you can call me "Big Willie". No, I'm not Paul McCartneys Grand dad, that was a part I played in the movie. I'm actually Sir Brooks' and it's your lucky day my dear!
Sir Brooks, doing the Full Monty??? Perish the thought !!!
David: "Who? Sir Brooks? Now there is a fine upstanding Gentleman indeed. Now, where is the Whiskey that I ordered?"
"A drink at Sir Brooks Pub, are you serious?? OK, I'll have a whiskey, neat."
"This is quite a bother you know...."
Lord & Lady Titcomb, of Roxbury, enjoying the "Blessing of the Hounds" Banwen Miners Hunt Breakfast, Boxing Day. "CHEERIO - Pip Pip" Do click on the arrow button to the right to Play the Hunt video.